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Personally I like to do it on the way home from work while driving on I-80. Not in rush hour, I commute after rush hour so its not like any old lady can look over at my face while Im nuttin'. Only bad part is watching out for truckers, they are nosey and will peep in on ya if they get next to you. I also like to stare at hot chicks I pass in other cars, I always wonder if they know what Im doing.... Remember the golden rule of car jacking: Dont speed while jerking off in your car!... If you get a cop on your ass you will find that its a royal pain (literally) trying to zip your shit up in the car while pulling over. I have many mangled cock scars from doing just that. And always keep extra napkins from mcdonalds in the glove box for cleanup or you will arrive home with hard to explain frontal shirt stains.
So the next time you see my driving one handed down I-80..... Dont expect me to wave, IM BUSY!
So the next time you see my driving one handed down I-80..... Dont expect me to wave, IM BUSY!