Whats the best time/place to jerk off?

[Guest]

Personally I like to do it on the way home from work while driving on I-80. Not in rush hour, I commute after rush hour so its not like any old lady can look over at my face while Im nuttin'. Only bad part is watching out for truckers, they are nosey and will peep in on ya if they get next to you. I also like to stare at hot chicks I pass in other cars, I always wonder if they know what Im doing.... Remember the golden rule of car jacking: Dont speed while jerking off in your car!... If you get a cop on your ass you will find that its a royal pain (literally) trying to zip your shit up in the car while pulling over. I have many mangled cock scars from doing just that. And always keep extra napkins from mcdonalds in the glove box for cleanup or you will arrive home with hard to explain frontal shirt stains.

So the next time you see my driving one handed down I-80..... Dont expect me to wave, IM BUSY!

 

[K-Dub]

I hope I never happen to look at you when I'm driving down I-80.
Many people would probably die while I try to move over several lanes.

 

[Guest]

MUHAHAHAAAAA

Man this guy is an idiot, a funny idiot that is. HAAHA......HAPPY WHACKING Day!!!

 

[samm]

This is archive material...

 

[Guest]

with your gf.

 

[Oreo]

Anyone ever masturbate while at work? I do occasionally. There is just something exciting about doing it while getting paid! I guess that makes me a whore?

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Oreo
Anyone ever masturbate while at work? I do occasionally. There is just something exciting about doing it while getting paid! I guess that makes me a whore?

Theres something about my coworkers that leave me very unexcited at work, this could be impossible from a mental perspective in my case. I dont think I could concentrate hard enough knowing the close proximity of these women.

 

[Eticket109]

Originally posted by SomeIdiot
Personally I like to do it on the way home from work while driving on I-80. Not in rush hour, I commute after rush hour so its not like any old lady can look over at my face while Im nuttin'. Only bad part is watching out for truckers, they are nosey and will peep in on ya if they get next to you. I also like to stare at hot chicks I pass in other cars, I always wonder if they know what Im doing.... Remember the golden rule of car jacking: Dont speed while jerking off in your car!... If you get a cop on your ass you will find that its a royal pain (literally) trying to zip your shit up in the car while pulling over. I have many mangled cock scars from doing just that. And always keep extra napkins from mcdonalds in the glove box for cleanup or you will arrive home with hard to explain frontal shirt stains.

So the next time you see my driving one handed down I-80..... Dont expect me to wave, IM BUSY!

oh wait..... I meant

 

[Oreo]

Originally posted by SomeIdiot
Theres something about my coworkers that leave me very unexcited at work, this could be impossible from a mental perspective in my case. I dont think I could concentrate hard enough knowing the close proximity of these women.

Yeah, my co-workers have the same effect on me. That's why I love to head off to the restroom and lock myself in the stall and forget all about them. I've been tempted to bring in some porn to take with me to the bathroom.

 

[Danb13]

like the past 2 post i have read from you have made me laugh my ass off, you are funny, sick but funny

 

[Guest]

This is just too FUNNY

 

[Chemo]

Originally posted by Oreo

Yeah, my co-workers have the same effect on me. That's why I love to head off to the restroom and lock myself in the stall and forget all about them. I've been tempted to bring in some porn to take with me to the bathroom.

i work in a grocery store and some of the full timers ask the magazing guy for nudie mags,so in the washroom they have a brown paper bag thats just full of nudie mags.there just happened to be 2 pamala anderson playboys(july edition) so i kindly helped myself to one of them,since im soooo dutch and would dish out 10 bucks for 3 spreads

 

[Guest]

you are a sick

sick sick f%ck. I have told you that before.....it still holds true..

 

[norcalbmxer]

muthafuqer...i have to drive home that way...ill be watching out for you man...everytime i see a car with a guy with only one hand on the steering wheel, im gonna think its you shit...

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by norcalbmxer
muthafuqer...i have to drive home that way...ill be watching out for you man...everytime i see a car with a guy with only one hand on the steering wheel, im gonna think its you shit...

look for my car, I have a 1976 lime green Gremlin with gold Daytons(all hoopties in Sac have to have to have rims), black phantom roof, with CA liscense plates "IBJACKN"!!

 

[Eticket109]

Originally posted by SomeIdiot



look for my car, I have a 1976 lime green Gremlin with gold Daytons(all hoopties in Sac have to have to have rims), black phantom roof, with CA liscense plates "IBJACKN"!!

OMFG This is archive material

 

[norcalbmxer]

i saw you the other day...dude you shit was smokin like crazy no one behind you could see shit...you caused like 5 accidents...

 

[IBshakindabooty88]

I"m more discreet when I do it in the car, and I don't have to worry about clean up another California idiot on the road though .....

 

[Bankheist]

I got road head in rush hour one time.... I nutted just as some car full of teenage girls saw me explode all up in my girl's face :LOL:

 

[SS109]

Road Phone Sex is much more stimulating and dangerous.

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Bankheist
I got road head in rush hour one time.... I nutted just as some car full of teenage girls saw me explode all up in my girl's face :LOL:

shoulda stopped the car and signed an autograph

 

[Chemo]

Originally posted by SomeIdiot
look for my car, I have a 1976 lime green Gremlin with gold Daytons(all hoopties in Sac have to have to have rims), black phantom roof, with CA liscense plates "IBJACKN"!!

gotta love the liscense plates

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Chemo


gotta love the liscense plates

Yeah, my other one is "AHFUGIT"

 

[dinger]

doing it in the car? man, you guys like to live on the edge. don't you swerve all over the place when you have an orgasm?

i don't usually do it in the car, but i do it at work all the time... when it gets boring i just take a trip to the bathroom or something.

 

[Karupshun]

on the boss' desk

right after you get fired