he was showing us all the cardio equipment and the stair steppers that had their own 5" tv's in them with a headphone jack and Cd playa. all the cardio stuff and the cable machines are upstairs. we went downstairs to the locker rooms and the free weights + hammer strength type stuff and i asked him to show me to the squat racks. he showed me their 1 smith machine, 1 rack, 1 cage. I said "where do people do deadlifts?" he says "uh.... over there or over here or wherever... i dont usually get people asking me about squat racks and deadlifts. are you a powerlifter?" i said "DO I LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT DONUT EATER TO YOU?!!?!!" and then i hit a double bicep pose and a rear lat spread and flexed my calf at him.