who here thinks King Kong(the warm regard) will even come close to wrecking Godzilla???

hoody

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Oct 26, 2020
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Godzilla should win, but they'll probably make boring ass king kong win tbh
 

digital jello

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wildflower

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The early rounds will be Kong jabbing and weaving, knocking over buildings, every now and then landing a blow to the head and making the monster furious.
Middle rounds will be all Godzilla, Kong bloody, wondering what he got himself in for.
In the end Kong will regroup, watch some old wrestling moves, and do something unexpected and sudden.
Godzilla will be knocked backwards, disappearing into the sea.

Is he dead?
Depends on the gross.
 

dave12219

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Feb 22, 2005
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The early rounds will be Kong jabbing and weaving, knocking over buildings, every now and then landing a blow to the head and making the monster furious.
Middle rounds will be all Godzilla, Kong bloody, wondering what he got himself in for.
In the end Kong will regroup, watch some old wrestling moves, and do something unexpected and sudden.
Godzilla will be knocked backwards, disappearing into the sea.

Is he dead?
Depends on the gross.

Sudden and unexpected.

I swear to god if Kong throws his shit at Godzilla....
 

BStork

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Apr 28, 2007
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You can let this king dong wreck your vagzilla my dude wassup
 
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dave12219

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Feb 22, 2005
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Be still my heart.
I would watch the whole movie just to see this scene.
And Kong jumps up and down, whooping, while Godzilla hacks and coughs and tries to clear his nuclear throat.

:rofl:

Follow it up with Godzilla giving an evil stare and beginning to tail whip the literal shit out of Kong.

Then cut to people fleeing from shit falling everywhere.
 

Keksim

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Jan 16, 2012
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Kong is smarter so he's gonna win. Iirc the trailer teased him using a melee weapon

By the end he's probably gonna cap Godzilla with a skyscraper-sized tommy gun
 

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