MIL Why did I answer the f*cking door.

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  1. EYOB

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    I get a knock at the door and am told I have to stand guard at the hospital for some guy that got back from Iraq. I'm fuckin set with beer, food, and the tube, ready for the game, and this shit pops up. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
     
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    sounds like a hey you detail
     
  3. tan koi

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    ugh, reminds me of when i had to go watch over some fake loon at winn about a year ago. made the mistake of picking up the phone when the 1sg called.
     
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    thats what you get for being a private
     
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    I-am-Ryan Trevor Siemian is so dreamy OT Supporter

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    Imagine what would have happened if he was a specialist :o
     
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    never answer the door unless it's ur first line supervisor :o
     
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    Should always have a beer handy.
    "sorry, can't help i've been drinking"
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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  10. EYOB

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    That's basically what I did. Winn Behavioral health. And about being a private, after some time, they cut me loose cause only SGTs and above were supposed to stand guard. And they had a nice big screen tv there. I should have told him I was buzzed. I didn't seem drunk. I opened the door to see if he was interested in making conversation. From now on, I am never answering the door... meh, but I only have one week here.
     
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    I really don't envy your life. :hs:
     
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    Tell the guy to get it over with.
     
  15. tan koi

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    behavioral health unit :bowrofl:

    man there are some fucking crazy people in there. i ended up being "ncoic" like 4 times there, great days.
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Boo Dat?







    Gayest saying ever.
     
  19. EYOB

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    did it again, just now. dude wanted me to give him a ride to work. I hate being an asshole, but I told him no, I didn't want to drive him to work, cause I'm lazy (and relaxing in my room). He's not my friend, so I have no desire to assist him. I hope the next time someone rings my door bell and I don't answer it, i hope it's not important. if they need me, call me and leave a message.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    You're going to be an outstanding soldier.
     
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    Just got a text from another soldier. Wants me to take him to the commissary/px to buy stuff. I've already been through this shit. You want me to do shit for you, you need to do shit for me. Even if it's just hanging out with me doing nothing. I have no desire to be used.
     
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