I usually have two or three books I'm reading at one time or another, so I'll take one in if I estimate I shall be using the facilities for an extended period of time. I was walking into MY OWN bathroom and she was sitting up in the bed watching Project Runway. I happened to turn back and pick up a book I had been reading this week, Everitt's biography of Augustus, and then I go back and my gf is like "EWWWW" and I'm like " wat?" Then she's like "babe, it's disgusting to read in the bathroom, it's a place of bad energy" and I was like "so why can't I read something intellectually stimulating to create a good karmic bubble to shield myself from the bad energy?". but still, she's all like "babe it's disgusting and haram (arabic word for bad)". So I'm like fuck it and I still walk in, and right when I'm about to sit down, she walks in, grabs the book and says "no". I of course had a few choice words but the call of nature had arrived by then. This is really annoying me cuz I love to read and I can't stand when someone gets in the way of my pursuit of knowledge. It's like telling me I can't breathe. It's not like I wanted to read some retarded Maxim or Playboy on the john. Solutions?