y'all better be glad we didn't reject some of your submissions

[12xalt]

I mean, the about me section, can, if needed fill in for the wish list. Some of you assholes, however, didn't give your santas anything to work with! Some of your cretins didn't fill out EITHER the "about me" or "wish list" parts Did you not read my notes about being a good elf so your santas can enjoy themselves?

For those of you that end up with one of these pathetic excuses for an elf you have my full permission to send them the most bizarre and awkward gifts ever.

 

[Roblo escobar]

this was me I didn’t know what to say or ask for. I thought lego was too greedy and shit. I’m usually the gift giver and maybe get a gift or two every christmas

 

[Publius]

 

[12xalt]

this was me I didn’t know what to say or ask for. I thought lego was too greedy and shit. I’m usually the gift giver and maybe get a gift or two every christmas

you put 3-4 more things in your "about me" section that a couple of other people (and you only put 4 things there)

 

[12xalt]

@tunes is it too late for me to reassign slackers to their fellow slackers?

 

[Mrfrosty]

Hopefully mine was good I tried lol

 

[12xalt]

Hopefully mine was good I tried lol

just looked, you did good

 

[amalgamas]

this was me I didn’t know what to say or ask for. I thought lego was too greedy and shit. I’m usually the gift giver and maybe get a gift or two every christmas

YOU'RE GETTING BEEF JERKY FOR THIS OFFENSE

 

[Do it To it]

@tunes is it too late for me to reassign slackers to their fellow slackers?

That would be funny.

 

[grizzy]

That would be funny.

Would also be funny if a slacker elf gets a creative santa with a welder and a shitload of glitter on hand

Edit: Didn't mean you were a slacker last year. I'd do that to anyone

 

[Do it To it]

Would also be funny if a slacker elf gets a creative santa with a welder and a shitload of glitter on hand

Edit: Didn't mean you were a slacker last year. I'd do that to anyone

 

[deaddweeb]

I hope I didn’t slack.

 

[Publius]

Not gonna lie I posted the then went back to my email to make sure I wasn't one of the problem children.

 

[12xalt]

I hope I didn’t slack.

naw, you kept it simple, but still provided info

 

[Mrfrosty]

YOU'RE GETTING BEEF JERKY FOR THIS OFFENSE

Would be hilarious if my santa sent me nothing but beef jerky I'm a vegetarian for my health (throat) and specifically asked not to get anything meat. Although @Deviance sent me beef jerky years ago that was delicious



Vegetarian thing is recent

 

[amalgamas]

Would be hilarious if my santa sent me nothing but beef jerky I'm a vegetarian for my health (throat) and specifically asked not to get anything meat. Although @Deviance sent me beef jerky years ago that was delicious



Vegetarian thing is recent

I got jerky on top of normal stuff last SS and it was

 

[Gixxer]

My Santa should just stalk me like I do every year.
I never get many ideas from the questions TBH

 

[kawsakimx6]

Would be hilarious if my santa sent me nothing but beef jerky I'm a vegetarian for my health (throat) and specifically asked not to get anything meat. Although @Deviance sent me beef jerky years ago that was delicious



Vegetarian thing is recent

I always send jerky. Also once i thought about sending a side of cow, since i had an extra but shipping was nutz.

 

[Mrfrosty]

I always send jerky. Also once i thought about sending a side of cow, since i had an extra but shipping was nutz.

Well if you have me please don't

I have Eosinophilic Esophagitis. My white blood cells attack my esophagus when I consume certain foods or drink things. Dry meat will do it, dark beers too

 

[CUCUY]

let's goooooooo lol

 

[12xalt]

Well if you have me please don't

I have Eosinophilic Esophagitis. My white blood cells attack my esophagus when I consume certain foods or drink things. Dry meat will do it, dark beers too

 

[Deviance]

Jerky for everyone!

 

[Roblo escobar]

YOU'RE GETTING BEEF JERKY FOR THIS OFFENSE

Don’t threaten me with a good time!! Beef jerky is bae

 

[deaddweeb]

Oh boy Oberto for everyone!

 

[tunes]

aint no Kitty running SS up in hurr