y'all better be glad we didn't reject some of your submissions

12xalt

I lost a bet, that's why
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I mean, the about me section, can, if needed fill in for the wish list. Some of you assholes, however, didn't give your santas anything to work with! Some of your cretins didn't fill out EITHER the "about me" or "wish list" parts :squint: Did you not read my notes about being a good elf so your santas can enjoy themselves? :rant2:

For those of you that end up with one of these pathetic excuses for an elf :hug: you have my full permission to send them the most bizarre and awkward gifts ever.
 

Roblo escobar

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:sadwavey: this was me :rofl: I didn’t know what to say or ask for. I thought lego was too greedy and shit. I’m usually the gift giver and maybe get a gift or two every christmas
 

kawsakimx6

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Would be hilarious if my santa sent me nothing but beef jerky :rofl: I'm a vegetarian for my health (throat) and specifically asked not to get anything meat. Although @Deviance sent me beef jerky years ago that was delicious



Vegetarian thing is recent
I always send jerky. Also once i thought about sending a side of cow, since i had an extra but shipping was nutz.
 

Mrfrosty

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I always send jerky. Also once i thought about sending a side of cow, since i had an extra but shipping was nutz.

Well if you have me please don't :rofl:

I have Eosinophilic Esophagitis. My white blood cells attack my esophagus when I consume certain foods or drink things. Dry meat will do it, dark beers too :wtc:
 
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