So I split my workout up on Fridays because I have a bunch of shit to do. Tonight I was in there doing DB presses. As I am doing my workout there are two kids tossing a ball back forth behind me. I ask them to move away from me so they don't hit me with the ball. They move and I go about my pressing. So I am on my fourth set and these 2 kids are still tossing the ball, on the top of my 6th rep the ball comes flying over and hits me. I am at the top of my rep and toss the left db to the left of me and the right db to the right of me, they go crashing down making tons of noise (they were 80lbs ). I get up and yell "WHAT. THE. FUCK." It was like straight outa the movies, the whole gym goes silent. I could've sworn the overhead music turned off too with one of the scratch sounds on a turntables effects . Everyone on the cardio machine stops and looks at me. Other guys who were working out stopped and took notice too (gym wasn't that packed because it's friday night, but still there was 10-15people eyeballin). Anywho, I go pick up the ball walk over to the kids. I immediatley insue the verbal flogging. I went off for a good 5 minutes about their sub standard IQ and 9" biceps, lack of legs, zitty faces, etc etc. I called them little faggot girlymen and the younger kid (they were both prob like 10-13) started crying . I asked him if his pussy hurts and told them to go find their parents so I could his parents so I can tell them how much of a retard their kid is. (Probably a bit much but, WTF, I was just struck with a ball, HELLO?) They both walk off and about 10 minutes later they come back with the front desk guy. The front desk guy asked me if I was verbally assaulting the children and how that is prohibited in the gym. I told him the kids hit me with a ball and I had previously told them to go toss their ball elsewhere. He said that is no reason to verbally assault them . So I go off on the front desk guy asking why there is a lack of supervision around the gym and why are their kids under the age of 16 in the gym room. He made his excuses "oh we are understaffed." I was like well, you guys would've been even more understaffed if one of the DB's dropped on my head and I got Terri Schiavo'd because I'd file a lawsuit . Meanwhile another guy who was working out came over and told the front desk guy that I had asked the kids to screw off and the kids shouldn't be in the gym anyways. So after about 20 mins (majorly gaying my workout here) everything is handled and the kids get sent home. So after a 40 minute hiatus from my workout I finish up. I am still pretty pissed, would've sucked if I dropped the DB on myself or something. I had to tell somebody tho... /rant Cliffs: Was doing DB presses, some kids hit me with a ball, I cuss them out, I cuss the front desk guy out, kids get kicked out, I do the deadlift dance on a bench, etc.