Yo Elfipoo

[IT2]

Just ordered your gift. It’s a single item. I consulted OT’s resident subject matter expert to ensure you’re not in here next year asking for the same thing. Looking forward to everyone guessing who that was when it arrives. Having it sent directly to you so I could spend the extra shipping costs on a better gift. That is all.

 

[onedownfiveup]

Sweet, thanks for the new m1 chipped MBA. I promise I wont' ask for it next year too

 

[Publius]

 

[KingGargantuan]

interdesting

I was going to shop for a washer/dryer this weekend but perhaps i'll wait.

 

[KingGargantuan]

that could also apply to dildos.

 

[nine]

that could also apply to dildos.

Still going dildo shopping this weekend. Idgaf

 

[IT2]

interdesting

I was going to shop for a washer/dryer this weekend but perhaps i'll wait.

Those are 2 items, sir.

 

[Do it To it]

I am excited for my new cordless framing gun.

 

[KingGargantuan]

Those are 2 items, sir.

i wouldnt be opposed to one of those newfangled washer+dryer combos in one unit, thanks.

actually have to call the guy today, that sold me this dryer, and get a motor from him. if it still sounds like a rocket once i put it back together, i'm replacing both washer+dryer because they're 15+ years old anyway.

 

[deaddweeb]

I'm cool with dildos.

 

[IT2]

I'm cool with dildos.

Dildo*

 

[jgon842]

Dildo*

not sure how/where the wife is gonna take this.....

 

[deaddweeb]

not sure how/where the wife is gonna take this.....

Up your butt

 

[KingGargantuan]

Dildo*

1 item = 1 box filled with dildos

 

[jgon842]

Up your butt

Take... not put.. i was specific

 

[deaddweeb]

Take... not put.. i was specific

Shes gonna take it and put up your butt.

 

[IT2]

Vendor just cancelled my order

First they wanted some authorization code and amex said they didn't know wtf they were talking about. Then they wanted a picture of the card and my DL . Told them to get fucked. Sucks cause they were gonna personalize that shit. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

 

[jgon842]

Vendor just cancelled my order

First they wanted some authorization code and amex said they didn't know wtf they were talking about. Then they wanted a picture of the card and my DL . Told them to get fucked. Sucks cause they were gonna personalize that shit. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

should have sent them a mushroom tip covering the digits... Its the OT way...

 

[IT2]

should have sent them a mushroom tip covering the digits... Its the OT way...

Shit got me heated. Almost needed meltdown insurance. It's all good, found a better model cheaper w/ free shipping. Will get it here and add a personal touch before sending so @12xalt doesn't yell at me for being a basic bitch.

 

[CUCUY]

Awww yissss

 

[Roblo escobar]

Hell yeah! Been looking for a legit finger cuffs for a long while.

 

[kawsakimx6]

But wait. I am the resident expert on the gift i want. What ass hat did you talk to?

 

[Zimmy76]

Shit got me heated. Almost needed meltdown insurance. It's all good, found a better model cheaper w/ free shipping. Will get it here and add a personal touch before sending so @12xalt doesn't yell at me for being a basic bitch.

I would have been heated as well if i were in your shoes.