Yo what's the difference between. A chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck.”
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A man in a van stops little Johnny walking down street and says, "Hey little boy, I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van".

Little Johnny says, " How about you give me the whole bag and I'll come on your face!"
 
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Wolf

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A man in a van stops little Johnny walking down street and says, "Hey little boy, I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van".

Little Johnny says, " How about you give me the whole bag and I'll come on your face!"
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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