you’re in the club and this guy slaps your girls ass and squares up with you, wyd

Asdf1

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Oct 11, 2005
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I had this weird friend in high school who would always yell
"I'LL SUCK YOUR FUCKING COCK!! TAKE OUT YOUR FUCKING DICK SO I CAN SUCK IT!!"
During the build up of any conflict. It usually confused the other dude, and the situation was diffused.
lol
 

hipberri

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Jan 27, 2016
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that is a stuffed replica
even if real, the bear would unlikely make it to la without the authorities noticing
bear wouldnt make it past security without causing a hysteria
if bear slaps girl, girl would go to hospital
this is a ridiculous scenario
 
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