You F&N FAGS are COMPLETELY PATHETIC

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  1. Enkidu

    Enkidu Active Member

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    Dear Cock Smugglers,

    My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts about "fitness," and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.

    Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.

    Dude, you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day, much less live it. I am buff, tuff, and ruff, broski! My body is tanned and chiseled - because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is "Jim."

    Pic related: that's me with my mits on some sweater puppies up in da club.

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  2. michael

    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    elduderino323 Well-Known Member

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    that tattoo looks fucking stupid you faggot
     
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    giz Active Member

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    you are fucking jacked to the moon bro
     
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    riven Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

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    It's like Patty Bates but without the cool.
     
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    and hilarity
     
  9. Lukkie

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    Hey Faggots,

    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day staring at this piece of shit message board. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to message board porn"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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    srsly i'd hang myself if my name was "Skyler"
     
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    AK-47 Banned

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    what the gay thread is this shit?
     
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    lol .312 average :rofl:
     
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    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    baseball = gay
    skylar = girls name


    gay + girls name = megahomo
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    lmfao I hooked up with a chick named Skyler
     
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    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    baseball isnt gay and it's a unisex name.. but this whole thread is full of super-aids
     
  16. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    more pics?
     
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    homofantasy.txt ?
     
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    The original Patrick Bateman is the best. The imitators always suck.
     
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    he's touching boobs while we're behind our keyboards touching our quads.

    who's the real winner ?
     
  20. AK-47

    AK-47 Banned

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    well at least it's more ammo for the F&N copy/paste warriors
     
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    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    You have more posts than most of us :mamoru:
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    nope, but he was obviously referring to his slow pitch softball league
     
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    :roflwtf: is this shit serious? theres no way. thats hilarious :rofl:
     
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    I'm not gonna hate on ya, cause I pity you.

    oh, and they let ya touch their boobs cause they knew you were gay....and they were trannies
     
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