Delivered January 22
Your package was left near the front door or porch.The fuck it was.
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OK, looks like the delivery status may have been updated too soon.
The good news is it should arrive soon. Give us until end of day Tuesday, Jan 24.
How does "we left it by your front door" equate to "status updated too soon"???
What is the basis for your belief that the package "should arrive soon", when all your tracking says "package has been delivered"?
I have checked the tracking details and I see the carrier pre-scanned the parcel, because of which you received the message as delivered.
I am sorry for the inconvenience caused to you.
We certainly did not expect this to happen.
But it happens frequently
Please do not worry.
On checking the details, I see that there is a delay in delivering your order.
The item is with the carrier and it will be delivered to you within 48 hours.
However, 27 January is the maximum time taken for the delivery. You will receive the item before that.
The carrier will deliver the package to you.
Any plans to review/enforce policy so the drivers only scan a package as delivered once they have actually delivered it? Are they trying to improve their metrics or something?
I kindly request you to please wait for 24-48 hours for the delivery.
However, 27 January is the maximum time taken for the delivery. You will receive the item before that.
I am positive that the item will be delivered to you within the next 24-48 hours.
The item is with the carrier and will be delivered to you.
