Zyzz died 10 years ago today

Buzz Killington

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-so i have to do presentation for class

-awkward as fuck

-start working out

-not so awkward

-zyzz is my inspiration

-presentation again

-trembling

-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-get confident

-my turn

-i get up there

-start shaking uncontrollably

-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-teacher says I can start anytime

-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout

-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-repeat at least 4 more times

-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"

-girls start laughing

-I pass out

-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk

-minor concussion

-teacher thinks I was on drugs

-classmates call my zeezprah

-nickname eventually turns into zebra

-i haven't heard my real name in months

-haven't been this depressed since high school
 

Buzz Killington

๐–•๐–Š๐–ˆ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–›๐–Ž
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pepsi

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Dec 14, 2001
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Drifter

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Mar 6, 2000
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Canada
It's more amazing that you've been polishing this turd of a meme for 10 years now.
 

phonics

No good sir, I'm on the level.
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Oct 27, 2004
16,887
I remember the conspiracy theories on the misc at the time

fuck im old
 

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